Pre-exam stress management

Exams will officially be started tomorrow,
all the best people!
The weather has been changing these few days,
take good care of yourselves,
don't fall sick in the exam period (TOUCH WOOD)!

I know you all must have been busying and stressing about the final,
take a break,
let's chill,
share a few cold jokes with you.
I was really amused by them and I felt better after that.

1) “吴宗宪打篮球的话，应该派谁去防守他？”
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答案: “慈母”
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因为“慈母守宗宪”

2) “纸和布，各怕什么？”
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答案：“布”怕“一万”，“纸”怕“万一”

3)“哪一名明星常常在找笔？”
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答案: Michael Jackson
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因为他常唱：“笔咧？！笔咧？！”